Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office

Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office. He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we
were both holding bags of popcorn. We were both holding bottles of juice. But only *he* had a lollipop.

He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE have a lollipop?"

Her reply:

"He can have a lollipop any time he wants to. That's what it
means to be a programmer."