Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
-- Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government -- I'd give it all up for one erection.
-- Groucho Marx